Breaking up with Politics
April 17, 2012 By bclous Leave a Comment
Hey Politics, You’re probably wondering why I’ve been so distant lately. Your email made me really sad, especially the part about you laying in bed all day, depressed, listening only to Taylor Swift, John Mayer, and Taylor Swift’s song about John Mayer. I owe you an explanation. Look, we had some great times. I’ll never […]
Obama’s Top 5 Failures
February 10, 2012 By bclous 1 Comment
I don’t blame Obama for everything. We all have problems in our lives that he can’t do anything about. Have you ever washed your hair with the same shampoo for a month and then realized that it was conditioner? Yeah, me neither. That being said, he has made a lot of mistakes as President, and […]
The Donald Trump Endorsement – Does it Matter?
February 5, 2012 By bclous Leave a Comment
After spending some time on Twitter, I realized the “Twitterverse” is a lot like the little galaxy in “Men In Black”. All of the people living inside of it think the things they say and do are very important, but when you take a step back you realize none of it really matters. Then I […]
A Semi-Serious Scrutiny of Social Security
January 30, 2012 By bclous 24 Comments
Social Security is a lot like Tim Tebow – people just won’t stop talking about either one of them. Everywhere I go I hear conversations resembling the following: We must maintain a safety net for our seniors! I hate how everyone in our country expects a handout! The test of a society is how they […]